Day 4: Boquete>>David>>Almirante>>Bocas del Toro

Bocas del Toro, an archepelago 32km from the Costa Rican boarder consists of six densely forested islands. While Bocas is Panama’s main tourist draw, “there’s still a fair measure of authenticity left to the islands. Low-key development has maintained the charm of small-town Caribbean life, while the absence of mega-hotels has preserved the idyllic beauty of the archipelago” (from Lonely Planet). Pretty sure I figured out why I was able to enjoy a pristine, unspoiled beach with just a handful of others. First, here’s how Kat and I got to Bocas:
a. 1hr shuttle bus from Boquete to the David bus station.
b. 4hr bus ride on a two-lane road through the winding hills to Almirante.
In my experience (which admittedly is limited to traveling around Panama and Paraguay), bus stations in Latin America are pure chaos. Thankfully, our shuttle bus driver helped us find the correct bus, which basically means asking around till we find the bus headed towards Bocas. These buses are not on a set schedule. You get in one and it leaves as soon as it’s full. No matter how long that takes. Fortunately (or unfortunately) for us this takes 10 minutes as we are two of the last to get on, and have to cram in the back row. But if there is a higher being, he/she was definitely looking down on us, as the only other foreigner wiggles into the seat next to Kat. Turns out he is a tarantula researcher from Oxford University (who discovered a new species) and is headed to his vacation home in Bocas. He takes us under his wing and fills us in on how we get to Bocas and what to do/see there and what to watch out for.
Now these bus rides are definitely an experience. As I kind of mentioned above, the whole trip is on a 2 lane road up and down hills and through the jungles. And these hills are STEEP. We FLY down them just so we can build momentum to climb back up, with the intent of conserving gas. We also veer into the other lane when the road curves left, again to save gas I suppose. Between being in the oncoming traffic lane and hearing the gears and breaks grind as we tear down the hill, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t at least a little nervous. (Don’t worry Mom it was perfectly safe and we are totally fine.) Oh also, this 4 hour bus ride set us each back a whole SEVEN DOLLARS.

Scenes from our David to Almirante bus ride. (Click on photos to enlarge)
c. $1 cab ride about 1km to the Almirante water taxi station.
d. Water taxi from Almirante to Isla Colon ($4), the main island of Bocas del Toro. Again, we sit and wait until it’s full. The stereo box crammed next to me and the cabinet in the back of the boat should tell you how tough it is to get to and from Bocas. Water taxi takes 25-45 minutes, depending. Fortunately it’s a smooth day.
e. Ray, the tarantula scientist points out good restaurants and in the direction of Casa Max, our home for the next 2 nights.
Whew!
1. View from our room at Casa Max. 2. Kids playing outside in Bocas. 3. We ate many meals at the Pirate.
First order of business once we get settled is to head for the beach. My friend Susan, through whom I met Carin and Miguel, recommended biking to Bocas del Drago, a beach 15 km away and on the opposite side of the island. Given the sweltering and humid heat, not to mention it was already 4pm, we opt for plan B: taking a taxi to Drago. The way taxis work in Bocas is you negotiate a round trip fare and the time you’d like to be picked up before departing. The reason you negotiate a round trip fare is that there’s a more than likely chance that not only will you be the only humans present, but there’s not going to be a pay phone or store or anything else either. And believe it or not, they really DO come back to get you!
Drago was not quite what Kat nor I expected. First of all, it wasn’t really a beach. Just a few empty hotel-like buildings, on whose grounds we were seemingly trespassing. No sand. Looks like I bought that $4 sarong to lay out on for nothing. This is what was recommended? Are we sure we are at the right beach? We walk along the shore a few hundred meters to “Starfish Beach.” The beach is beautiful (and does have starfish), but also kind of creepy because of how deserted it is. Kat and I feel like we are on location for LOST. I half expect to see a smoke monster or Kate and Sawyer to come running out from the jungle.
Where is everyone?! Feeling like I’m on location for LOST.
1. Stingray (eeps the same animal that killed the Croc Hunter).
2. Kat and a starfish at Starfish Beach
More of eerily quiet Drago Beach/Starfish Beach
Day 2 in Bocas we take an all-day boat tour of the islands. For all intents and purposes, the “boat tour” is a couple guys taking tourists out on their motor boats to a few beautiful spots in the archipelago, and providing snorkeling gear. First stop is Dolphin Bay for some dolphin watching. We and four other boats circle the single pod (4 or 5 dolphins) like vultures. Cameras out like we in Hollywood celebrity-hunting. Dolphins camp out here because of all the jelly fish so you can guess how much swimming we did. In July-August you can see up to 40 or 50 as it is mating season. So if you are looking for a time to go…
Dolphins!
Next stop is Coral Cay where we do some snorkeling. But before diving in, we order lunch at the restaurant, which is very Caribbean that it is on the end of a dock right on the water. Very cool. The bathroom is on another adjoining dock. The snorkeling is kind of meh; I see a few kind of cool fish, but I hear there are definitely better snorkel spots in Panama.
1. Our lunchtime restaurant 2. …and adjoining restroom.
After lunch (fresh seafood soup!) our group head for Red Frog Beach, DEFINITELY the highlight of the day, if not the week. Partly because the cold rain (okay it was still 70 degrees out) had finally burned off, and partly because we had finally found a real beach (read: there was sand not houses on stilts) with body surfing waves! (Only downside was being reminded by the waves that it might be time to invest in a swim suit that does not shift around so easily).
1. Red Frog Beach! 2. The beach’s namesake.
3. So happy not to be in the cold rain. 4. Road between beach and harbor where we docked.
I have never before been on a trip where I have met so many people. Like Phil the helpful Canadian at our hostel in Panama City. Or Susan from Toronto we met on the zipline tour (I seem to just get along real well with Canadian Susans). Ray the Scottish tarantula researcher. Or Billy the 75 year old commercial diver from Texas who took in 2 Caribbean girls and is building them a house. On our boat tour we made friends with 3 other girls: Dayna from Queens who was traveling with her Costa Rican host family and Tanja and Nadja from southern Germany (Nadja was nearing the end of her 6 month travels through Central America and had buddy Tanja along for the Panamanian leg). My theory is that in a non-English speaking country whereby the locals do not look like they are from the US or Europe, it’s natural to gravitate towards someone you know you can hold a real conversation with and can relate to. High school Spanish was years ago and at this point I cannot remember much more than “Habla Ingles?” or “Cuanto cuesta?” and fractured grammatically incorrect phrases like “Hay una habitacion?” or “Bueno! Gracias!” Also, who the hell goes to Panama?! We travelers for sure have that in common. All I know is on my solo trip to Amsterdam & Belgium, I’d sit at the hostel bar by myself, lonely and no one would talk to me as they were all busy with their travel companions. But I digress…

Day 3 in Bocas
Meet up with Dayna from Queens and Nadja and Tanja from Germany and head to the beach, Playa Bluff, a “secluded wilderness beach that is pounded by intense waves;” with “soft yellow sand and palm-fringed shores that are pristine and well worth the trip” (Lonely Planet). Dayna is fluent in Spanish so it’s really nice to be off the hook with my clumsy Spanish. The beach is about a few km along a dirt road. Because it poured the entire previous night, it’s more like a mud road. Our taxi slides forwards, backwards, sideways like we are driving on freshly fallen snow. Taxi driver stops short of Playa Bluff and we have to walk the last 100 km so he does not get stuck. Easier said than done as it’s really like a road of paste and I keep walking out of my flip-flops. But the beautiful (and completely empty!) beach is totally worth it. Off-roading to get to the beach is the best because it means you’ll have the place pretty much to yourselves, unlike the vastly overpopulated NY beaches.
Walking to Playa Bluff. This beach better be effing worth it.
Playa Bluff. Completely empty.
After the beach we fly back to Panama City and leave the following morning for New York. I decide I want to see if the bad water remedy kit I have hauled all over Paraguay and Panama actually works so I drink some tap water from the sink in our hostel bathroom. After running back and forth between the bathroom and bed all night, and almost passing out on the plane ride home, I see that it does work. Glad I brought it.
After I get over the initial shock of how cold New York is and finish up my bout with Panamanian tap water, I reflect on this trip and come up with 2 conclusions:
1. Traveling around Panama is exhausting! Definitely NOT a vacation, as we were constantly trying to figure out how to get from point A to point B, communicate in a foreign language, etc. I realize in the not so distant future I need to hit all the more adventurous and more financially feasible regions of the world (ie southeast Asia, Africa, more of Central and South America) and save the more expensive and accomodating (read: Europe) regions for when I’m older, crankier and with a larger bank account.
2. For me, becoming proficient in Spanish is a must. I feel like I missed out on a lot of conversations because I could only pick out words here and there and did not feel comfortable saying more than a few key words when needed. I felt like I was completely in my own world with only one other person (Kat) to talk to. Most people did speak at least a little English, but there is no reason I should not be able to communicate better if I work on this.